the pictures looked nice
but part of her life had been snatched.
She could not erase
the evidence saved
and the truth of her deed
now attached.
The Princess' fame
in the public domain
meant that she was just
never alone.
Now caught in the act,
it was now a fact,
that her cover had been truly blown.
She had said to the prince
she was just popping out
and he hadn't suspected a thing.
But the body guard stayed,
by the fireside laid,
by the door she discarded
her ring.
The man that she met
from the advert she'd read,
did not have a clue of her class.
He was no Mr. Right,
she a little uptight,
on the pudding decided to pass.
It was really bad luck
as she stood by his truck
outside of that motorway caff,
in the act they were caught,
which put pay to his thought
of him taking her back to his gaff.
The very next day
with pictures displayed
all over the national papers,
the evidence seen
by no less than the queen,
showed the truth of the princess' capers.
Questions were raised,
the royals amazed,
there was nothing the prince wouldn't give.
But the crown not enough,
she just needed some rough
and to see how the other half live.
So another great scandal
for the royals to handle,
oh how to get out of this mess.
It was this time last year,
that the photos appeared
of the king on his horse in a dress!
They had let the side down
representing the crown
when a slice of true life they both sampled.
But with money they get
from the tax payer's net,
you would think they could set and example!
