Mr. Granger (From the Mad World collection)

There is nobody stranger

than that funny Mr. Granger,

he's particularly peculiar

when it comes to girls.

He gets flustered

he gets flummoxed

and his tongue tied up in knots

and he plays with his fair hair

with his finger

making curls.

He profusely perspirates

and feels sticky to the touch

and his eye flickers twitching

like a tick,

but Granger is no stranger

to attention from the ladies

though the thought of him

cavorting

would make

most of us feel sick!